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Nice try, but no.
We're too busy counting money and ignoring emails.
This page is more exclusive than your dreams.
Seriously?
You can't buy shoes without picking a size.
This isn't rocket science.
Because subtle is for cowards.
Oversized. Overwhelmingly obnoxious. Exactly how you like it. Built for those who enter rooms like natural disasters. If you need permission to stand out, these aren't for you. Each step is a middle finger to mediocrity.
Why stop at one when you can dominate in every color?