Privacy Policy

We collect information when you:

• Browse our site: IP address, browser type, pages visited (because we're curious about your poor life choices)
• Make a purchase: Name, email, shipping address, payment info (the usual suspects)
• Sign up for updates: Email address (so we can remind you of your questionable taste)
• Contact us: Whatever you decide to share in your messages

We use your information to:

• Process your orders (shocking, we know)
• Send you shipping updates and order confirmations
• Improve our website and services
• Send you marketing emails if you opted in (you can unsubscribe anytime)
• Comply with legal requirements
• Analyze website traffic and user behavior

We share your information with:

• Payment processors: To handle your transactions securely
• Shipping companies: To deliver your overpriced shoes
• Email service providers: To send you updates
• Analytics services: To understand how people use our site
• Legal authorities: If required by law

We don't sell your personal information to random companies. We're not that desperate.

We use cookies and similar technologies to:

• Keep you logged in
• Remember your preferences
• Analyze site traffic
• Show you relevant ads on other websites

You can disable cookies in your browser, but our site might not work properly. Your choice.

Depending on where you live, you may have the right to:

• Access the personal information we have about you
• Correct inaccurate information
• Delete your personal information
• Object to certain processing
• Data portability

To exercise these rights, contact us at the email below. We'll respond within a reasonable time (usually 30 days).

We protect your information using industry-standard security measures including encryption, secure servers, and access controls. However, no system is 100% secure. If there's a data breach, we'll notify you as required by law.

Your information may be transferred to and processed in countries other than your own. We ensure appropriate safeguards are in place for such transfers.

We may update this privacy policy from time to time. We'll post any changes on this page and update the "last modified" date below. For significant changes, we'll notify you by email.