Terms of Service

Fabrevoie, Inc. is a company that makes shoes that cost more than your rent. We're incorporated and legitimate, unfortunately for your wallet.

Contact: fabrevoie@gmail.com

Our products are:

• Overpriced by design
• Made for people who think subtlety is dead
• Limited in quantity because scarcity drives demand
• Not recommended for people seeking validation

Product descriptions, images, and specifications are accurate to the best of our ability. If there's a discrepancy, reality wins.

When you place an order:

• You're making an offer to buy at the listed price
• We reserve the right to accept or decline your order
• Payment is processed immediately upon order confirmation
• All prices are in USD unless otherwise stated
• You're responsible for any applicable taxes

We accept major credit cards and other payment methods displayed at checkout. We don't accept cryptocurrency, Monopoly money, or promises.

Prices and availability are subject to change without notice. We reserve the right to:

• Modify prices at any time
• Discontinue products without warning
• Limit quantities per customer
• Cancel orders for any reason

If we cancel your order after payment, we'll refund you. Eventually.

Don't be an idiot. Specifically, don't:

• Use our site for illegal activities
• Attempt to hack, disrupt, or damage our website
• Copy our content without permission
• Resell our products commercially without authorization
• Spam us with complaints about our attitude

Everything on this site belongs to us unless otherwise noted:

• Trademarks, logos, and brand names
• Website design and content
• Product designs and images
• Our brilliant marketing copy

Don't steal our stuff. We have lawyers who are meaner than our marketing.

We're not responsible for:

• Your questionable fashion choices
• People judging you for spending this much on shoes
• Indirect, incidental, or consequential damages
• Loss of profits, data, or business opportunities
• Your inability to handle our level of honesty

Our maximum liability is limited to the amount you paid for your order.

Our products and services are provided "as is" without warranties of any kind. We disclaim all warranties, express or implied, including but not limited to:

• Merchantability
• Fitness for a particular purpose
• Non-infringement
• Your ability to impress people

If you have a problem with us:

• First, try talking to us like adults at fabrevoie@gmail.com
• If that doesn't work, disputes will be resolved through binding arbitration
• Arbitration will be conducted under the rules of JAMS
• You waive your right to a jury trial or class action lawsuit

These terms are governed by the laws of [YOUR STATE/COUNTRY].

We can modify these terms whenever we want. We'll post updates on this page with a new "last modified" date. Continued use of our site means you accept the new terms.

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We can terminate your access to our site at any time for any reason. You can stop using our site anytime, but good luck finding shoes this aggressively honest elsewhere.