Terms of Service

Fabrevoie, Inc. is a company registered in France that makes shoes that cost more than your rent. We're incorporated and legitimate, unfortunately for your wallet.

Registered Address: 37 rue Claude Tillier, 75012 Paris, France

Contact: support@fabrevoie.com

VAT Number: [PENDING REGISTRATION]

Our products are:

• Overpriced by design
• Made for people who think subtlety is dead
• Limited in quantity because scarcity drives demand
• Not recommended for people seeking validation

Product descriptions, images, and specifications are accurate to the best of our ability. If there's a discrepancy, reality wins.

When you place an order:

• You're making an offer to buy at the listed price
• We reserve the right to accept or decline your order
• Payment is processed immediately upon order confirmation
• All prices are in USD unless otherwise stated
• EU customers: Prices include VAT (20% French TVA)
• Non-EU customers may be responsible for import duties

We accept major credit cards and other payment methods displayed at checkout. We don't accept cryptocurrency, Monopoly money, or promises.

Prices and availability are subject to change without notice. We reserve the right to:

• Modify prices at any time
• Discontinue products without warning
• Limit quantities per customer
• Cancel orders for any reason

If we cancel your order after payment, we'll refund you. Eventually.

All prices displayed include applicable VAT for EU customers.

Don't be an idiot. Specifically, don't:

• Use our site for illegal activities
• Attempt to hack, disrupt, or damage our website
• Copy our content without permission
• Resell our products commercially without authorization
• Spam us with complaints about our attitude

Everything on this site belongs to us unless otherwise noted:

• Trademarks, logos, and brand names
• Website design and content
• Product designs and images
• Our brilliant marketing copy

Don't steal our stuff. We have lawyers who are meaner than our marketing.

We're not responsible for:

• Your questionable fashion choices
• People judging you for spending this much on shoes
• Indirect, incidental, or consequential damages
• Loss of profits, data, or business opportunities
• Your inability to handle our level of honesty

Our maximum liability is limited to the amount you paid for your order.

Note: EU consumer protection laws may provide additional rights that cannot be waived.

Our products and services are provided "as is" without warranties of any kind, except as required by law. We disclaim all warranties, express or implied, including but not limited to:

• Merchantability
• Fitness for a particular purpose
• Non-infringement
• Your ability to impress people

EU customers: This does not affect your statutory rights under EU consumer law.

If you have a problem with us:

• First, try talking to us like adults at support@fabrevoie.com
• EU customers can use the EU Online Dispute Resolution platform
• French customers can contact a consumer mediator
• If necessary, disputes will be resolved in French courts

These terms are governed by the laws of France and the European Union. Any disputes will be resolved in the courts of Paris, France.

We comply with GDPR and French data protection laws. Your personal data is processed in accordance with our Privacy Policy. You have the right to:

• Access your personal data
• Correct inaccurate data
• Delete your data (right to be forgotten)
• Object to data processing
• Data portability

We can modify these terms whenever we want. We'll post updates on this page with a new "last modified" date. Continued use of our site means you accept the new terms.

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We can terminate your access to our site at any time for any reason. You can stop using our site anytime, but good luck finding shoes this aggressively honest elsewhere.